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JJ’s Express Closed on Saturday Nights Due to You Bitches Not Being Able to Follow Directions

by Madelyn Xaysanasy
October 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Tensions have been high on Saturday nights in the basement of John Jay Hall. Freshmen with nothing better to do in the City That Never Sleeps at 10:30 pm gather like vermin…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

‘Yo Ock!’ Student Watches, Mortified, as Midwestern Younger Brother Places Chef Mike’s Order ‘the Ocky Way’

by Oliver Green
October 18, 2025October 18, 2025

Fred Shmen didn’t think much of it when his parents told him they’d be making the trip from Canton, Ohio for Parents’ Weekend. However, when he went to sign them into campus…

Articles/Breaking News/Food and Drink

Columbia and Barnard Dining Announce “Round Up for Columbia” Program

by Simon Leton
October 14, 2025October 14, 2025

On October 15, 2025, Columbia and Barnard Dining announced a new program that will encourage students to support the University by rounding up to the nearest dollar on any on-campus purchases made…

Articles/Barnard/Business/Food and Drink

Federal Trade Commission Sues Liz’s Place, Alleges Monopolistic Practices

by Inica Kotasthane
September 29, 2025September 15, 2025

In a recent campus-wide email, Barnard Dining notified the student body that Liz’s Place has been sued by the Federal Trade Commission for consumer protection violations, including anti-competitive behavior. The lawsuit describes…

Articles/Food and Drink/New York City/On Campus

Paul’s Baby Grand Can’t Keep Up, Shuts Doors Permanently

by Sonia Freedman
September 29, 2025September 15, 2025

Heartbreaking cries echoed across campus last night as highly disturbing news broke: Paul’s Baby Grand is officially shutting down. In response, the students of the European variety have erected a roadside memorial…

Barnard/Food and Drink/Poetry

Haiku to Diana Smoothies

by Ava Lyon-Sereno
September 29, 2025September 16, 2025

Drinking the green one I feel like a strong, swift horse Academic beast…

Articles/Food and Drink

After Success of New Sunday Dinner, Fac Shack Will Also Begin Offering a Bedtime Story and Kiss Goodnight

by Oliver Green
September 29, 2025September 16, 2025

After the overwhelmingly positive response from students to their new cozy, homestyle Sunday Dinner, Fac Shack has announced that, beginning next week, they will also offer diners a bedtime story and kiss…

Articles/Barnard/Food and Drink

Bulk SZN or Cuffing SZN: Barnard Dining Hall Gets Taken Over by Columbia’s Male Athletes on the Hunt for Trophy Wives and Better Nutrition

by Federalist Staff
September 29, 2025September 21, 2025

Following the start of students’ meal plans this academic year, several Barnard students have observed an alarming influx of testosterone at Hewitt Dining Hall.  Hewitt Dining Hall is one of the few…

Articles/Food and Drink/Science and Technology

New Study on Alcohol Seems to Think It Can Tell You How to Live Your Life

by Beau Gantz
September 29, 2025September 21, 2025

A new study investigating the long-term consequences of heavy alcohol use apparently thinks it has the right to tell you how to live your life. The study, published in the Columbia Medical…

Advice/Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Bello! I Am A Minion. Here is la Banana Review Para Tu

by Livy Molko
September 29, 2025September 23, 2025

Me want banana! So me papoy bo-ka la banana from John Jay. “Tulaliloo ti amo!” papoy me say to le worker at John Jay. Mais po-ka? La banana was green? Blumock! Nononono,…

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