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Sophia Brown

sophia brown is a SophoMore at barnarD College from st. loUis, missouri. she is a copy editor aNd sTaff writer, as well as the games editor.

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But if I Could Win a Toothbrush Tussle

by Sophia Brown
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

toothbrush tussle: NOUN, a battle between  two people at a communal bathroom  sink over who can brush for longer  and therefore be better and smarter  and win at life I don’t exactly…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Majestic, Moist, (Malicious) Mystery Meat 

by Sophia Brown
February 14, 2025February 12, 2025

I walked into Ferris looking for a delectable treat,  but nothing caught my eye save for some mystery meat!  Given the cleanliness — heck, there’s even a new floor!!  I figured it…

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