Dear Barnard ‘28: You Will Come Out as Non-Binary in Two Years, Start Thinking About It Now
Happy first year of college you little queers! It’s so cute that you decided to come to a historically women’s college because you love theorizing gender and also want to escape your…
Hey guys, welcome to a new segment of the Fed where we share recipes that are near and dear to our hearts. You see, I always wanted to be a good blogger…
Dear Reader: If You Get A Tattoo Of The Columbia Federalist, We Will Put You On The Cover Of Every Single Issue
That’s right. We said it. Imagine you on the cover of the Fed, following the legacy of Pr*zbo. We would draw you in such cool and funky ways that everyone will know…
Look at him. Please sign this and return to the Fed.…
A List of Reasons Why the Columbia Federalist and the FEDERAL RESERVE are NOT THE SAME
It seems to (still) be unclear to many that the Federal Reserve, in fact, does not have an undergraduate club at Columbia University. The Columbia Federalist has made a statement on this…
Following a lecture on invasive species in EESC BC1001 (Intro to Environmental Science), a first-year Barnard student challenged herself to #SaveTheTrees and kill as many spotted lanternflies as humanly possible. The bugs…
Hey Laura, Thanks for coming to Barnard. I’m sure you’ve been given a bunch of campus tours, but quite honestly—there’s more to Barnard outside of our four block campus. Here’s some spots…
Not going to lie—there is nothing more embarrassing than ordering my gluten-free cauliflower-crust pizza in front of a line of 25 hungry college students at the Diana Center Cafe, who now have…
In a stunning move that has shocked the Columbia University community, university officials have announced plans to convert the iconic Low Library into luxury apartments. The 120-year-old building, which currently houses the…
