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Articles/Arts and Culture/Music/Pop Culture/Style

Reasons the Fed is More Indie Sleaze than You 

by Dani Rivera
September 30, 2024September 29, 2024

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Advice/Articles/Barnard/On Campus

Dear Barnard ‘28:  You Will Come Out as Non-Binary in Two Years, Start Thinking About It Now 

by Dani Rivera
September 30, 2024January 20, 2025

Happy first year of college you little queers! It’s so cute that you decided to come to a historically women’s college because you love theorizing gender and also want to escape your…

Food and Drink/On Campus

How to Make Ferris Biscuits (vulnerable)

by Dani Rivera
February 25, 2024February 25, 2024

Hey guys, welcome to a new segment of the Fed where we share recipes that are near and dear to our hearts. You see, I always wanted to be a good blogger…

Advice/Breaking News

Dear Reader: If You Get A Tattoo Of The Columbia Federalist, We Will Put You On The Cover Of Every Single Issue

by Dani Rivera
January 11, 2024January 11, 2024

That’s right.  We said it.  Imagine you on the cover of the Fed, following the legacy of Pr*zbo.  We would draw you in such cool and funky ways that everyone will know…

On Campus/Opinion

Petition for Roaree to Wear a Little Pumpkin Costume for Halloween

by Dani Rivera
October 30, 2023October 30, 2023

Look at him.  Please sign this and return to the Fed.…

Featured/World

A List of Reasons Why the Columbia Federalist and the FEDERAL RESERVE are NOT THE SAME

by Dani Rivera
October 30, 2023October 29, 2023

It seems to (still) be unclear to many that the Federal Reserve, in fact, does not have an undergraduate club at Columbia University. The Columbia Federalist has made a statement on this…

Barnard/World

Person Aggressively Killing Lanternflies Mistaken For Irish Step Dancer

by Dani Rivera
October 10, 2023October 10, 2023

Following a lecture on invasive species in EESC BC1001 (Intro to Environmental Science), a first-year Barnard student challenged herself to #SaveTheTrees and kill as many spotted lanternflies as humanly possible. The bugs…

Featured/Laura Rosenbury

Places I Would Take President Rosenbury to Introduce Her to Barnard

by Dani Rivera
October 10, 2023March 22, 2025

Hey Laura, Thanks for coming to Barnard. I’m sure you’ve been given a bunch of campus tours, but quite honestly—there’s more to Barnard outside of our four block campus.  Here’s some spots…

Barnard/Food and Drink/On Campus/Opinion

Op-Ed: The New Diana Pizza Crust Has Made Me Happy to Be Gluten-Free

by Dani Rivera
April 20, 2023April 2, 2023

Not going to lie—there is nothing more embarrassing than ordering my gluten-free cauliflower-crust pizza in front of a line of 25 hungry college students at the Diana Center Cafe, who now have…

On Campus

Columbia University Announces Plans to Convert Low Library into Luxury Apartments

by Dani Rivera
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

In a stunning move that has shocked the Columbia University community, university officials have announced plans to convert the iconic Low Library into luxury apartments. The 120-year-old building, which currently houses the…

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