Dear Reader: If You Get A Tattoo Of The Columbia Federalist, We Will Put You On The Cover Of Every Single Issue

That’s right. 

We said it. 

Imagine you on the cover of the Fed, following the legacy of Pr*zbo. 

We would draw you in such cool and funky ways that everyone will know your beautiful gorgeous face forever.

Think about it—-you get our face on you, and we get to use yours for the rest of eternity… that’s pretty fucking sick.