"I could definitely perk up, but I don’t. Because I’m a misanthropic bitch."…

This debate got pretty vicious.…

We've got to get him out of there.…

“The old all-you-can-learn system is entirely unsuited for the savvy modern student."…

Revel in the holiday spirit!…

“Dodge is like, what, a block away?"…

“I can’t tell you how many times I have been traumatized by seeing meatloaf."…

“What you have to realize is that ‘Beta brother’ is really just a social construct.”…

She euphorically closed all twelve Courseworks tabs on her computer and logged into Netflix.…

To deliver the application form, we had to climb into this dark pit and sacrifice one of our members on financial aid.…

She insisted she was "learning how to learn." …