A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,…
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BEAVERTON, OREGON – Columbia Sportswear indicated that it would terminate its sponsorship of Columbia University as a result of its disappointment in Columbia’s athletic performance.…
