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Food and Drink/On Campus

Chef Mike Joins Cameo: “I’ll Make You a Sub and Sing Happy Birthday”

by Emma Sullaway
February 28, 2022February 27, 2022

JOHN JAY KITCHEN — With the recent opening of “Chef Mike’s Sub Shop” and popularity of Columbia Dining’s YouTube page, Chef Mike has decided to connect with his fans on Cameo. After…

Food and Drink

Morton Williams Condemned for Public Displays of Nudity

by Emily Olson
December 2, 2021December 12, 2021

In a graphic and obscene display, workers removed the scaffolding on the southwest corner of 115th Street and Broadway, leaving Morton Williams Supermarket, an apartment complex, and Ivy League Stationers indecently exposed.…

Food and Drink/On Campus

CANCELLED: The Problematic History of Serf & Turf

by Amelia Fay
October 20, 2021October 20, 2021

Every year, Columbia students gather on Butler Lawn for a beloved tradition: Surf & Turf. But before you young Columbians fill your plates with those fly-infested mountains of shrimp and beef, you…

Food and Drink/On Campus

Stopping by JJ’s on a Snowy Evening

by Amelia Fay
April 12, 2021May 16, 2021

Whence this takeout is I think I know. To me those doors are now closed though; No one will see me stopping here To watch John Jay pile up with snow. My…

Food and Drink

“You Gotta Collect Them All,” Says SEAS Junior of Columbia Dining T-Shirts

by Matthew Nola and Nikhil Mehta
March 25, 2021May 16, 2021

Wearing his beloved “JJ’s Fam” exclusive apparel, Almond stated, “As the king of the JJ’s Naysh, I always gotta turn up, even in a pandemic, with fresh fits.”…

Food and Drink

“My Body is a Temple,” Preaches Staunch Vegan Before Railing Fat Line

by Amelia Fay
March 24, 2021October 26, 2021

When asked by Federalist reporters about her dedication to clean eating, Woods replied, “My body is a temple. It’s important to respect it by avoiding harmful products.” She then whipped out a…

Food and Drink

Feminist Confessional: I Make My Sim Cook a Three-Course Dinner for Her Husband Every Night Like it’s the Goddamn 1950s

by Amelia Fay
February 26, 2021May 18, 2021

Gone are the days of performance evaluations and career fairs. Now, I focus on ensuring my Sim prepares a Michelin star meal every night for her breadwinning husband.…

Food and Drink/On Campus

URGENT—Ferris Chickpea Pizza from March: Please Eat Me

by Matthew Nola and Nikhil Mehta
September 24, 2020September 19, 2021

To whomever is reading this: I am a cold, soggy-ass, lonely fucking slice of chickpea pizza. I was “baked” on March 10th (originally frozen a year prior). I used to gleefully bask…

Food and Drink/On Campus

JJ’s Place: The New York Cafe Where Students Go to Black Out—and Eat Chicken Wings

by Amelia Fay
September 5, 2020September 19, 2021

Jensen had been frequenting JJ’s since his first semester at Columbia, when the smell of greasy, heart attack-inducing food lured him from his John Jay single at 4 A.M.…

Food and Drink/On Campus

Columbia Dining announces a brand new, ‘virtual-only’ meal plan for $79,000

by Nurasyl Shokeyev
August 17, 2020August 16, 2021

Following President Lee Bolligner’s announcement that the Fall semester will be fully online, Columbia Dining has unveiled a brand new, virtual dining plan to keep milking accommodate students who will not return…

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