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Thank You iMessage: A Note to That Girl Texting in Front of Me

by Livy Molko
December 8, 2024December 8, 2024

To the girl who sits in front of me in my Intro to Art History lecture,  I am so grateful that you still think that if the brightness on your laptop is…

Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology

Students Attempt Ritual To Summon Sam Altman, Get Elon Musk Instead

by Aron Shklar
October 28, 2024October 22, 2024

Midterms season is a time of stress. In response, students try to find many ways to cope with the stress. Some of the most popular strategies include all-nighters at Butler Library, ingesting…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Pop Culture/Science and Technology

Sidechat User Is Added To The DSM-5

by Ava Lyon-Sereno
October 28, 2024October 22, 2024

In a stunning recent report, the American Psychiatric Association announced that the diagnosis of “Sidechat User” would be added to the next update of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders…

Articles/Breaking News/Laura Rosenbury/On Campus/Science and Technology

BREAKING: Barnard Roaches Found with Listening Devices amidst Free Speech Crackdown

by Dani Rivera
October 28, 2024September 27, 2025

An increasing number of Bold, Beautiful, Bugs have been crawling on Barnard’s campus and residential halls, with Sidechat and your local suite group chat blowing up after each spotting. As always, the…

Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology

Devastating: Freshman Rejected From Student Group Via ChatGPT

by Aron Shklar
October 28, 2024October 22, 2024

As thousands of wide-eyed freshmen join our Columbia community each fall, many undergo the rigorous process of trying to join various student groups that, unlike the Columbia Federalist, require an application. But…

Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology

REVEALED: BUTLER 8 HAUNTING NOT A GHOST, JUST A POSTGRAD

by Alex Foster
October 28, 2024October 22, 2024

That shadowy oubliette you see skulking the hallways of Butler 8? The one you see out of the corner of your sleep-deprived eye when you’re cranking out that senior thesis? Turns out…

Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology

Schermerhorn Extension: A Breakthrough In Relativistic Studies

by Roger Petersen
October 28, 2024October 22, 2024

Last Monday, Physics Professor Brian Greene declared the Schermerhorn Extension a new scientific breakthrough for studying the theory of both special and general relativity. While previous studies have shown that mass is…

Articles/Arts and Culture/On Campus/Pop Culture/Science and Technology

WKCR adds livestream of Subway Surfers onto website to maintain listenership

by Inica Kotasthane
October 20, 2024October 20, 2024

During the student-led protests and encampments last semester, WKCR was heralded for providing accurate, on-the-ground reporting of campus happenings for not only Columbia students but also the broader American public. On April…

Articles/Featured/Pop Culture/Science and Technology

Kid Sitting in Front of You in Your Lecture Sucks Ass at Connections

by Sasha Maroulis
October 10, 2024October 10, 2024

No seriously: he just sits there, randomly guesses four things, and somehow manages to be one away. Then he uses all his guesses, gets nothing right, opens an incognito tab, and does…

Articles/Breaking News/Featured/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus/Science and Technology

“I Literally Can’t Read or Write”: President Armstrong Announces Resignation After AI Detected in Her Email

by Oliver Green
October 1, 2024September 27, 2025

Well, that was fast. Columbia’s interim president, Katrina Armstrong, has resigned after barely more than a month on the job. An independent review of communications to the student body from Columbia administrators…

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