This morning, Columbia Treasurer Sunil Gulati announced that JJ’s Place will begin serving alcoholic beverages once again to make up the deficit in Columbia’s budget. JJ’s Place was originally opened as “John…
In a move that shocked the Columbia community, the Columbia Sundial recently announced that they would open up several positions that Irish and Italian students could apply to. “After some extensive internal…
The first hint was the stroller outside my dorm. But the chaos really began when my parents saw the crib next to my bed. “I’m nesting,” I explained to them, as they…
Anita Calmdown, a high achiever majoring in bio (on the pre-med track, of course) and political science (pre-law—as a back up) is paving a new career path for overworked, anxious students; in…
Hey there, Player! Welcome to Five Nights at Dodge, a survival horror simulation where you must endure five grueling weekdays in Satan’s butthole — Columbia’s Dodge Fitness Center. You play as a…
Tensions have been high on Saturday nights in the basement of John Jay Hall. Freshmen with nothing better to do in the City That Never Sleeps at 10:30 pm gather like vermin…
Fred Shmen didn’t think much of it when his parents told him they’d be making the trip from Canton, Ohio for Parents’ Weekend. However, when he went to sign them into campus…
Rachel Cameron, a Columbia sophomore and EMT for Columbia University Emergency Medical Services (CUEMS), got a call on Thursday night to report to East Campus, 10th floor, to resuscitate an intoxicated patient.…
Columbia has long strained itself to support our increasingly large student body. Upon walking into John Jay at 7PM, it is not rare to see students stacked upon each other’s laps due…
