"President Lee Bollinger cited the organization’s 'lack of transparency' and 'ethics concerns' as incongruous with the university’s vision."…
“We water the soil with broken dreams, fertilize it with internship offers, and voila, out they come.”…
1. Stimulate James McShane to near ecstasy at the mere mention of “theft alert.”…
Learn a thing or two from the Fed's wisest.…
"Usually we let the admissions process grind them up and spit them out, but we had to step in here."…
"Columbia must have been his safety school. Anyone with a dick that nice applied to Harvard early.”…
"To all the students emailing me to 'talk about the class,' just drop it. I’m not interested."…
"Approach the first hot girl you see, taking the shortest path possible—use Dijkstra’s algorithm here if necessary."…
"I know I shouldn't, but those mozzarella sticks are so damn good." …
Beware: anyone who approaches Alphadouchies will likely succumb to verbal abuse rooted in insecurities.…
