As AI continues to cause dramatic shifts in the computer science field, with mass corporate layoffs and fewer job openings than ever, many graduating CS majors are feeling real anxiety about what…
Heartbreaking cries echoed across campus last night as highly disturbing news broke: Paul’s Baby Grand is officially shutting down. In response, the students of the European variety have erected a roadside memorial…
Hello, We would like to inform all residents of Wien Hall that we will no longer be offering beds in any of the single or double rooms in this dormitory. This policy…
Drinking the green one I feel like a strong, swift horse Academic beast…
Following the start of students’ meal plans this academic year, several Barnard students have observed an alarming influx of testosterone at Hewitt Dining Hall. Hewitt Dining Hall is one of the few…
In honor of the first anniversary of Barnard’s LeFreak Center, the wellness center will be offering new complimentary perks for students on the 145 Flex meal plan and above. Qualifying students can…
As if the baddies of Barnard College could not suffer enough, early this school year, residents of 620 W. 116th St. found themselves unable to boil their late-night ramen after the gas…
In an update to university policies posted on the Columbia website last week, Public Safety announced the expansion of their QR-code based guest system. Specifically, students will now be granted the ability…
In the good news section for Freshman incels, high school loser Harry Smelton has been popping off the charts at rush events. After a few minor adjustments to his vocabulary, he quickly…
After a disappointing run-Win at the Ferris omelet bar (due to the lack of caviar selection), Hans Rainsford Rockefeller Carnegie IV stopped by Butler Library for a quick study session. Hans usually…
