Matcha and Clairo are all the rage for the Doc Martens-wearing heterosexual men of Columbia University. Labubus on the belt, Laufey baby-tees on the chest, and bell hooks essays in the tote…
As if the baddies of Barnard College could not suffer enough, early this school year, residents of 620 W. 116th St. found themselves unable to boil their late-night ramen after the gas…
In honor of the first anniversary of Barnard’s LeFreak Center, the wellness center will be offering new complimentary perks for students on the 145 Flex meal plan and above. Qualifying students can…
Following the start of students’ meal plans this academic year, several Barnard students have observed an alarming influx of testosterone at Hewitt Dining Hall. Hewitt Dining Hall is one of the few…
Drinking the green one I feel like a strong, swift horse Academic beast…
In a recent campus-wide email, Barnard Dining notified the student body that Liz’s Place has been sued by the Federal Trade Commission for consumer protection violations, including anti-competitive behavior. The lawsuit describes…
Ever worried that your twentypage paper on feminist intuition or that obnoxious line at the mail room will prevent you from maintaining your lavish bush? Well, fear no longer! Millie the Dancing…
In an attempt to solve its crippling debt issue, Barnard College has implemented a meal plan-like system that automatically charges students on their BCID every time they scan into campus. For the…
I don’t know how long I have before she arrives, but I think it’s enough to write down what’s been happening to me. My captivity started a few months ago, or maybe…
