In the wake of Donald Trump’s landslide victory in the 2024 presidential election, many of us have leveraged our shock and outrage into speculation. There has been furious debate online about which…
New reports confirm that Barron Trump, in an attempt to juice up the attendance for his freshman-year birthday party at NYU, has proclaimed that one lucky partygoer will be selected to serve…
On Monday, Mayor Eric Adams and New York City’s Department of Environmental Protection declared the city’s first drought warning in 22 years. This autumn’s severe dry conditions and recent brush fires drove…
The quiet comfort of a fireplace, the nostalgic joy of making smores, the primal warmth of sitting around a campfire—we all know the feeling. With the overwhelming atmosphere of post-election grief and…
Funniest Outcome Possible: Trump to Drop Out of Presidential Race, Battle Hilary Clinton in NYC Mayoral Race
On Sunday, former President Donald Trump announced that he was dropping out of the upcoming presidential election. Instead, Trump will be switching races to run for the seat of NYC mayor in…
After enormous media backlash for derogatory remarks made by a comedian at Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally on Sunday including calling Puerto Rico an “island of garbage,” the former president’s campaign has…
Despite promising a warm welcome for new transfer students to Barnard College’s tight-knit community, Residential Life & Housing rejected and waitlisted nearly all housing applications from transfers. By August, only 30 out…
On Saturday afternoon, the Dean of Columbia College, Dr. Josef Sorret, was spotted walking his Chihuahua and bumming a cigarette in Riverside Park–wearing jorts! Students also reported Sorret has a previously undisclosed…
The Hudson River: home to fish, party cruises, sewage, chemical contamination, and, now, the Columbia College swim test. In a recent change by Columbia administrators, students graduating in 2028 and later will…
