The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and senior theses have been submitted. Most seniors would take this tranquil moment before finals to enjoy their final weeks at Columbia. However, The…
Every girl wants to go to space, or does she just wanna read her horoscope? Grammy award-winning, world-renowned, best-selling music artist Katy Perry is a part of the crew on Jeff Bezos’…
The Columbia English department recently published a study on the usage of personal anecdotes in creative writing “fiction” among university students. The department began funding the study after Professor O. Versher found…
Following the success of the Apple TV drama Severance, JJ’s has instituted the severance procedure for all its visitors. Once you go down those sticky, slippery stairs, you won’t remember anything your…
Each year of my life, I’ve looked forward to the beginning of April like a kid looks forward to presents on Christmas Day. And no, it’s not because of the idiotic, childish…
Barnard College’s renowned Dance department recently announced that industry legend and former Dance Moms star Abby Lee Miller will be joining the faculty as an adjunct lecturer. For the Fall 2025 semester,…
After recent backlash due to the arrest and expulsion of multiple students alongside the forwarding of an unsuccessful Op-Ed via email, President Rosenbury has agreed to team up with YouTuber Shane Dawson…
Trad-wife, Mormon TikToker Nara Smith, aiming to create slime without using glue or borax, accidentally whipped up a batch of mustard gas—leading to her biggest scandal since making sunscreen out of rotisserie…
Following months of budget cuts and protests against a controversial college President, it was revealed that the College’s whopping $250 million dollars of debt was caused by none other than President Laura…
Every year, Bacchanal selects a mid rap artist that no one has ever heard of to headline. Until now. This year, they have announced a rap artist that everyone has heard of…
