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Xavier Stiles

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Bacchanal’s 48-Hour Prior COVID Testing Policy Prevents Hundreds of Students From Attending

by Xavier Stiles
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

With Bacchanal less than a day away, the late reminder that students must submit a negative COVID-19 test to Eventbrite at least 48 hours before the festival has left hundreds of students…

Arts and Culture/Barnard/On Campus/Pop Culture

Millie the Bear Apologizes For Role in “Cocaine Bear”

by Xavier Stiles
April 4, 2023April 2, 2023

Following the success of Universal Pictures’ Cocaine Bear, Millie the Bear has released an official apology regarding the film and her role as its star. Early in 2020, Millie was contracted by…

Opinion/World

I Lived It: Invading the Children’s Science Center

by Xavier Stiles
March 26, 2023March 26, 2023

They call it “Imagination Station.” I call it a warzone. It was the last week of winter break and I had not yet enough of trying to prove I had not become…

On Campus

Architect of Lerner Hall Speaks Out: “You Guys Actually Built that Shit?”

by Xavier Stiles
January 4, 2023January 4, 2023

In a bombshell statement put out last Thursday, the architect of Lerner Hall, Dr. Justin Sane, showed complete disdain for the building’s appearance and sympathized with student criticisms. “We all had a…

On Campus

Top Six Worst Places to See Happy Couples

by Xavier Stiles
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022

It was once described that Columbia was for the depressed to live out their esoteric NYC main character fantasies, yet we are constantly surrounded by all these happy couples. The audacity! Thus…

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