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Thomas Germain

On Campus

Debora Spar: “There Are No More Trees To Kill. My Work Here Is Done.”

by Thomas Germain
November 20, 2016November 6, 2021

“In a way, Lincoln Center is like a tree, and I will drive it into the ground.”…

On Campus

School of General Studies to be Sold for Scrap Metal

by Thomas Germain
November 3, 2016November 6, 2021

Unconfirmed reports suggest the metal will be used to build a new back door to the university.  …

On Campus

News Brief: GS Dean Awn Steps Down, Announces Plan to Enroll in GS

by Thomas Germain
October 26, 2016November 6, 2021

The change will afford him the opportunity to enroll in GS full-time.…

On Campus

ALERT: Lee Bollinger Escapes from Captivity

by Thomas Germain
October 2, 2016November 6, 2021

"If you come across him, the most important thing is that you remain calm and contact Public Safety." …

On Campus

Op-Ed: Man Cannot Live On Popcorn Alone

by Thomas Germain
September 6, 2016November 6, 2021

A heart-wrenching account of one student's personal journey this summer.…

World

Obama Pardons Annual 4th of July Hot Dog

by Thomas Germain
July 4, 2016November 6, 2021

The lucky hot dog will live out the rest of his shelf life in a refrigerator on a farm in rural Connecticut.…

On Campus

Debora Spar Kidnaps Malia Obama

by Thomas Germain
May 9, 2016November 11, 2021

"Malia is going to lean in if it's the last thing she ever does."…

World

Malia Obama, Nine Secret Service Agents to Attend Harvard

by Thomas Germain
May 1, 2016November 11, 2021

To celebrate, the President let Malia pick any drone target she wanted.…

World

Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race, Drops In To Local IHOP

by Thomas Germain
February 11, 2016November 13, 2021

"If nothing else, the consolation is that I'll get to return to beautiful New Jersey."…

On Campus

Columbia Gears Up For Annual Showering Of The Undergrads

by Thomas Germain
February 10, 2016November 13, 2021

"I'm just glad I go to a school with the resources to scrub every disgusting inch of me."…

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