Haikus by Turkeys Before They Died

Artwork by Kat Chen

I am a happy

Turkey so happy I am

Alive. Life is good.

I have found myself.

I have manifested good life.

I think not of death.

Everything sparks joy

Farmer gives me the best food

I feel immortal

Meditation saves

I manifest longevi-

ty. I find true love.

Happy family

Watches me with starving eyes

Father looks well fed

I am master of

Vibes. Good vibes is my big motto

Vegan vibes only.

Hip vegan turkey

am I. I respect all life.

What goes round comes round

Happy family

Picks me for holiday treat

Can’t wait to spread love.