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Volume XXXIX • Issue 2 • November 2021

From the Issue:

  • “It was all about networking,” 10 Tips from an Incoming Banker With Two Parents at Goldman

    “It was all about networking,” 10 Tips from an Incoming Banker With Two Parents at Goldman

  • Horse Adderall “Way Better” than Person Adderall, says Columbia First-Year

    Horse Adderall “Way Better” than Person Adderall, says Columbia First-Year

  • No, I did not attend Philips Exeter, I Own a Philips Lightbox

    No, I did not attend Philips Exeter, I Own a Philips Lightbox

  • REPORT: Ninety Percent of Discussion Post Just Personal Anecdote

    REPORT: Ninety Percent of Discussion Post Just Personal Anecdote

  • Manchin, Sinema Hired To Negotiate with Union on Behalf of University

    Manchin, Sinema Hired To Negotiate with Union on Behalf of University

  • Morton Williams Condemned for Public Displays of Nudity

    Morton Williams Condemned for Public Displays of Nudity

  • The Federalist’s Guide to Surviving No-Nut November

    The Federalist’s Guide to Surviving No-Nut November

  • 5 Creative Ways to Respond to Your Family Members at Thanksgiving When They Ask “How’s College Going?”

    5 Creative Ways to Respond to Your Family Members at Thanksgiving When They Ask “How’s College Going?”

  • Op-Ed: Tie Me up like a Parade Float and Have 40 People Hold Me Down

    Op-Ed: Tie Me up like a Parade Float and Have 40 People Hold Me Down

  • Haikus by Turkeys Before They Died

    Haikus by Turkeys Before They Died

  • PETA Not Mad about Turkeys This Year

    PETA Not Mad about Turkeys This Year

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