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Volume XXXIX • Issue 2 • November 2021
From the Issue:
“It was all about networking,” 10 Tips from an Incoming Banker With Two Parents at Goldman
Horse Adderall “Way Better” than Person Adderall, says Columbia First-Year
No, I did not attend Philips Exeter, I Own a Philips Lightbox
REPORT: Ninety Percent of Discussion Post Just Personal Anecdote
Manchin, Sinema Hired To Negotiate with Union on Behalf of University
Morton Williams Condemned for Public Displays of Nudity
The Federalist’s Guide to Surviving No-Nut November
5 Creative Ways to Respond to Your Family Members at Thanksgiving When They Ask “How’s College Going?”
Op-Ed: Tie Me up like a Parade Float and Have 40 People Hold Me Down
Haikus by Turkeys Before They Died
PETA Not Mad about Turkeys This Year
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