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Articles/Arts and Culture/Barnard

Barnard Girl Falls in Love with Columbia Man After He Uses the Word “Discourse” in a Sentence

by Vanessa Wilson
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

In a stunning Valentine’s-adjacent tragedy unfolding in real time, Barnard sophomore Delu Sion (BC ’27) has reportedly fallen deeply, irrationally, and spiritually against her will in love with a Columbia man, after…

Articles/Books/The Core

Heated Rivalry Added to LitHum Curriculum

by Federalist Staff
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

Love is in the air… and in the curriculum! Citing a lack of participation in the notorious freshman course, LitHum professors are turning to new approaches to encourage student engagement and excitement…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

JJ’s Mobile Ordering: Most Realistic Yet

by Stella Turowsky-Ganci
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of Columbia Dining with the introduction of mobile ordering at Chef Mike’s Sub Shop, the scope of the mobile-revolution is expanding.…

Articles/Claire Shipman/Health and Fitness/On Campus

Columbia Student Stuck Straddling Butler Columns in Free Solo Attempt After Watching Alex Honnold Climb Taipei 101

by Federalist Staff
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming to scale the limestone facade a mere 20 hours after watching Alex Honnold free solo one of the tallest skyscrapers…

Articles/On Campus/Politics

Columbia Seeks Students for New Committee to Clear Snow

by Federalist Staff
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,…

Articles/Barnard/Food and Drink

Diana Bowls in the Dodge Sauna and Other Unique Date Ideas

by Livy Molko
February 13, 2026February 11, 2026

Amidst the sensual snowy atmosphere, all members of the Columbia community are beginning to stir in anticipation of Valentine’s Day. Now is the time that traditional and modern romantics alike rack their…

Advice/Articles/Arts and Culture

Inspiring: I asked the Falun Gong Table What Time It Was and Now I’m a Shen Yun Principal Dancer

by Shawn Kathuria
February 13, 2026February 5, 2026

MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS, MANHATTAN— I want to be clear, I don’t know how to dance. Or at least I didn’t before. I have no rhythm. I have no flexibility—only a yearning to spread…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Finally: Columbia Dining to Switch to Raw Milk

by Shawn Kathuria
February 13, 2026February 6, 2026

MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS, MANHATTAN — Columbia Dining has announced that, effective immediately, it will aim to exclusively serve raw milk in place of all other liquid dairy products in an effort to comply…

Articles/Arts and Culture/FedFiction/On Campus

Anonymous Love Letters

by Federalist Staff
February 13, 2026February 23, 2026

Tags: #enemiestolovers #feddial #tsundere!sundial #delinquent!fed #columbiauniversity #universityau #tsundere #baka #fakenews #mamdani “Another stupid day at this stupid school,” The Columbia Sundial grumbled. It was an early, snowy Monday at Columbia University. As…

Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology

Task Force Creates Campus Safety KILLdozer

by Federalist Staff
February 13, 2026February 6, 2026

In the wake of massive snowfall in New York City, lame duck president Claire Shipman announced that the Task Force on Snow Removal has officially begun its investment in a new type…

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