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The Fed is Rebranding!

by Sasha Maroulis
February 18, 2024February 18, 2024

Attention! The Fed is rebranding. After decades of faithfully serving the Columbia community in our current form, we have decided to shift gears. However, we are still unsure what exactly the new…

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Little Kid Outside John Jay Eats Shit While Playing With a Ball

by Federalist Staff
February 18, 2024February 18, 2024

Last Saturday, students walking around campus reported observing several intriguing occurrences involving an inexplicable horde of little kids, nannies, and a random food truck near the sundial. Samantha Liu (CC ‘25) provided…

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