Hot off the presses—Columbia’s resident bald baddie Dean Josef Sorett was spotted on College Walk yesterday in a scandalous getup: a black beanie and aviator sunglasses. Why would this chrome-domed diva cover…
Saw you as I was power-walking to Diana before class to get a burrito bowl. Couldn’t take my eyes off your oxidized green tunic (retro chic!), or your adorable bob (also green).…
r/AmItheAsshole: AITA for Breaking Up with My Girlfriend After She Posted Our Fight on SideChat
I (21M) was posted on C/Dating and Relationships on SideChat by my girlfriend (20F) and now I’m getting a ton of hate. Basically, we got into it again outside of her 10:10…
Were you too young to experience the 2015 Hillary Clinton email scandal? Good news! WikiLeaks has outdone itself, releasing email correspondence between Professor Clinton and the Secret Service where she requests more…
Life as a Columbia student can be kinda stressful. High workloads, high academic standards, and high expectations can all make life on campus pretty intense. That’s why it’s so important to celebrate…
Instead of changing the policies, attitudes, and language that have been largely responsible for Barnard’s lack of incoming funds, President Rosebury has announced a controversial plan to absolve the College’s $252 million…
It was a love story out of one of those cheesy rom coms. John Jay was a lonely dining hall with nowhere to go. He felt stuck–like titanium beams holding him into…
Columbia University Center for Canoodling Finds Best Way to Approach Women Remains Asking if They’re a Mosquito
In a stunning report that sent rigid shockwaves through both the Barnard and Columbia campuses, the Columbia University Center for Canoodling (CUCC) unveiled its latest findings on what gets Columbia students the…
Tragic news came from Morningside Heights this week, where a group of students found their peer, Jonah Riviera, living in a flophouse allegedly known to locals as “Carlton Arms.” Riviera was found…
We’ve all gone through it: you pull up to campus all excited to see your friends—or at least, you were excited until you showed up at your dorm only to be greeted…
