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George Santos Expelled from House of Representatives, Plans to Become Professor of Molecular Biology at Columbia

by Sasha Maroulis
December 3, 2023December 3, 2023

As the House of Representatives has recently voted to expel George Santos, there has been a swarm of media attention surrounding his future career plans. In a statement made on Friday morning,…

Politics/Science and Technology

“Dude, My Social Media is Gonna Make Me Unelectable” says PolSci Student Who Will Spend 40 Years of Her Life as an Unelected Official Anyways

by Bayan Shimizu
October 30, 2023October 29, 2023

Following a rambunctious Halloween party, Sarah Fitzgerald (CC ‘25) was heard drunkenly joking to a friend how her “Instagram stories will keep [her] out of office forever!” Sarah, who has already gained…

Breaking/Breaking News/Politics

Uh Oh! Canada’s Least Favorite Incel in Your Area: An Open Reverse Invitation to Jordan Peterson from the Columbia Federalist

by Federalist Staff
September 27, 2023September 27, 2023

Notorious misogynist and (even worse) Canadian Jordan Peterson is coming to campus and instead of telling you where or when you can find him speaking, I recommend you put that bigotry boner…

Politics

April Fools’ Day Moved to April 31

by Matthew Pierson
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

In a shocking bipartisan decision, the United States Congress recently passed a bill moving April Fools’ to day 31 of the month. Despite unclear motivations or need for such a change, the…

Food and Drink/On Campus/Politics

Untangling the Storied Past and Volatile Future of Chef Mike and Chef Don

by Matthew Pierson
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023

“They say blood runs thicker than sauce… but for my brother Mike, that sauce wasn’t marinara; it was Italian dressing.” -Chef Don To understand the shocking—yet unreported—schism in the Columbia Dining community,…

Barnard/On Campus/Politics

Brave! This Columbia Woman Claims, ‘Oh my god, I wish I went to Barnard!’

by Reese Alexander
February 5, 2023February 5, 2023

This morning, one incredibly brave female Columbian made a shocking assertion when she discovered that one girl in her lecture was actually a Barnard student. “Oh, you go to Barnard? You’re so…

Breaking News/Opinion/Politics/World

Can the News Slow Down for, Like, Five Minutes

by Fenway Donegan
February 1, 2023February 1, 2023

As a dedicated writer for the Columbia Federalist, I do my best to make sure that my content is on the cutting edge of pop culture. I strive to keep all Fed…

Politics/World

I Lived It: Parents Not Getting A Divorce After I Left for College

by Lauren Unterberger
January 15, 2023January 15, 2023

I believed the cliches in the media that as soon as I left for college, my parents would end their 20-year marriage. Well, here I am, halfway through my freshman year, looking…

Politics

BRAVE ENDORSEMENT: The Fed Comes Out as Pro-Boats

by Oliver Green
December 28, 2022December 28, 2022

We here at the Federalist are proud to announce that we are for boats. If our readers have had one complaint about our work over the years, it is that we haven’t…

Arts and Culture/On Campus/Politics

Columbia’s Uncircumsized Men’s Society Lobbying for More On-Campus Representation

by Grace Weinswig
November 15, 2022November 15, 2022

Columbia’s Uncircumsized Men’s Society (CUMS) has come out this week with an open letter to the Columbia community calling out the university on “decades of marginalization.” CUMS is demanding more architectural representation…

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