Editor’s Note: This is an opinion piece that was rejected by The Barnard Bulletin, Spectator, Bwog, and The Sundial. In early September, I put my paws on the concrete and visited my…
Inica Kotasthane Oliver Green…
My favorite Fed articles to write are lists. Now that I am graduating, here are lists I didn’t have the chance to make, but some unsuspecting freshman next year might feel inclined…
Showtime, mis amigos. The sun is shining. The lawns are rocking. And my Ralph Lauren Polo shirt has imprisoned my all-star udders for far too long. The time has come to set…
Every year, heaps of students enroll in the Intermediate Macroeconomics course at Barnard or Columbia. A prerequisite for the Economics major, hundreds of IB analyst-hopefuls try their best to excel at applying…
After 9 months of school, life at Columbia University in the City of New York tends to fall into a predictable rhythm: FacHouse dinners, Butler lock-ins, skipping that one class every Thursday,…
As readers may recall from a previous issue of The Federalist, Little Gregory—a tiny man trapped inside The Fed’s printing press—has come forward to talk about his experience as a labor rights…
We believe in difficult conversations at Columbia, but are we helping anyone by having them? Wouldn’t it just be easier if we all went along with everything that’s happening by shrugging our…
That’s it. I’m finally breaking my silence. Call whatever you want. Potty humor? Sure. Childish? Right on. A tragic misuse of an Ivy League education? Abso-fucking-lutely. I mean, we literally walk past…
