Head: wtf y’all. I don’t even have to explain this one. Sub: Okay…yeah, sure I’m the “sub”…right. Editor: eh-tit-ohr…TIT? I know y’all heard that too!!!! Outlined freaky tasks: I have a team…
After 3 years of dedicated, sub-par authorship on The Columbia Federalist, I pondered how I wanted to close out my legacy of (debatable) creative and comedic writing. Then, I got really busy…
President Trump signed an executive order earlier this month which proclaimed the water pressure of shower heads to be “too damn soft,” something which he demands must change. While we at The…
My father graduated from Columbia College in 1951. When he would reflect on his time in Morningside Heights, every story had a few elements in common. They’d feature his rowdy roommates, fond…
I (21M) was posted on C/Dating and Relationships on SideChat by my girlfriend (20F) and now I’m getting a ton of hate. Basically, we got into it again outside of her 10:10…
We’ve all been there: your big-name university president made an oopsie or two, and now you’re scrambling for a new one at the last minute. What’s a board of trustees to do?…
After a long, warm autumn season, I was finally feeling ready for the winter cold to set in. I had always enjoyed bundling up in a cozy winter coat, walking around and…
Call me a crotchety old geezer if you like, but this newest generation is too soft. Ever since this latest “climate change” fad hit the streets, freshmen aren’t wiping out on the…
