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Al-Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Moving Barnard Magnolia Tree

by Anonymous
November 25, 2015November 13, 2021

The latest in a string of arboreal savagery.…

On Campus

Columbia Freshmen Gearing Up for Turkey Dump

by Noah Stein
November 23, 2015November 13, 2021

It's time for students to begin their exploratory drafts on their breakup scripts.…

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Replacing Halal and Kosher Food, John Jay Introduces Non-Denominational Meat Sludge

by The Feditorial Board
November 18, 2015November 13, 2021

Facing pressure from student groups, John Jay replaced its offerings with a more inclusive form of gunk.…

On Campus

Columbia Solves Campus Free Speech Issue By Charging For That, Too

by Max Rosenberg
November 17, 2015November 13, 2021

In our opinion, [redacted].…

On Campus

“Giddy up, Brain!” Says Academic Cowboy

by Thomas Germain
November 16, 2015November 13, 2021

Yeeeeeehaw.…

On Campus

Columbia Halts Dorm Renovations Over Gentrification Concerns

by Anonymous
November 12, 2015November 13, 2021

Every room will now look out onto a shaft.…

On Campus

Lerner Hall Collapses Under The Weight of Unchecked Mail

by Max Rosenberg
November 11, 2015November 13, 2021

It looks like it's Ferris Booth's day off.…

On Campus

Biomedical Engineering Society Projects “Please Have Sex With Us” Onto Low Library

by Pierre Joseph Gambon
November 10, 2015November 13, 2021

"I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll probably take after my favorite amoeba and just reproduce asexually."…

On Campus

Fucking Savage Runs Wrong Way Around Dodge Tracka

by Andre Adams
November 9, 2015November 13, 2021

The rogue jogger was reportedly later spotted using a cardio machine without having signed up.…

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Feditorial: Fraternity Council Should Accept Keystone Pipeline Proposal

by The Feditorial Board
November 7, 2015November 13, 2021

The pipeline would provide cheap fuel for Columbia’s nightlife.…

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