Tags: #fedxspec #fedtator #columbiafederalist #columbiadailyspectator #enemiestolovers #slowburn #collegeau #columbiauniversity #newyorkcity #journalism “Spec!” A familiar voice belonging to Bwog called out, halting Spec on their way to the first day of class. “How…
This Valentine’s Day, ask your lover for the most romantic gift of all: a little space, for Christ’s Sake! As a “holiday special,” Barnard’s Primary Care Health Services will be offering separation…
Student at Chef Mike’s Reportedly Extremely Anxious to Order Same Sandwich for the Thousandth Time
According to multiple reports from our dedicated Federalist correspondents in Uris Hall, SEAS student Anne T. Seaushill has been sporting sweaty palms and a rapid heartbeat while in line at Chef Mike’s…
In response to student feedback, Senior Associate Director of Fire and Life Safety Ashley Vargas reported on Friday that the Barnard CARES Response Team will begin to send non-emergency messaging via carrier…
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their chances at a hotel downtown. After nearly a month of long-distance, Wanda F. Uck was excited to spend a steamy weekend with her partner, Al…
One of the most important tasks that college students face is discerning what exactly they are passionate about. Finding a worthwhile vocation is something that all of us hope for in our…
I walked into Ferris looking for a delectable treat, but nothing caught my eye save for some mystery meat! Given the cleanliness — heck, there’s even a new floor!! I figured it…
Last year, when I got my spring semester grades back, I received an A- in Calculus. “Well, an A is an A, so a win is a win,” I thought. My parents…
‘Tis the season of bar bathroom tear-offs– your golden opportunity to cuff a Barnard College Wife™. The Barnard College Wife™, sourced locally from Liz’s, is the perfect resource for managing the stressful…
If you’ve been on campus since the semester began, you know there’s one thing that everybody has been talking about: Roar-ee’s new look. Clearly, over break, the feline sensation went home and…
