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Claire Shipman Announces New Constitution Lighting Ceremony

by Beau Gantz
December 2, 2025December 2, 2025

After rows of College Walk trees were torn down last semester, the fate of Columbia’s annual tree-lighting ceremony has been uncertain. That is, until Interim President Shipman announced a new tradition to…

Articles/Claire Shipman/Politics

Claire Shipman Haunted by the Ghost of $200 Million

by Beau Gantz
October 27, 2025October 22, 2025

It came to me in the middle of the night. I heard a rattling outside the window of my penthouse suite at the top of Low Library. I struck upright in bed…

Articles/Claire Shipman/Opinion

Shipman and Her Fiancée: Innocent Lesbian Love or Strategic Power Play?

by Inica Kotasthane
September 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Various reputable news sources have reported that Acting University President Claire Shipman is engaged to former soccer player Kati Jo Spisak. Yes, they are both women. Yes, we are also surprised. But,…

Articles/Breaking News/Claire Shipman/On Campus

Columbia Announces Class of 2025 as Last Graduating Class Ever

by Inica Kotasthane
June 30, 2025July 2, 2025

Given the recent announcement by the US Department of Education that Columbia University no longer meets accreditation standards, President Shafik Armstrong Shipman (or whoever we’re on now) has confirmed that the recently…

Articles/Breaking News/Claire Shipman/On Campus

New Report Finds That This Will Only Get Worse

by Fenway Donegan
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

A series of reports from all corners of Columbia University have confirmed that things will only continue to get worse. Working in collaboration, several graduate programs within the University have released findings…

Articles/Claire Shipman/On Campus

Columbia University Announces New Masters In Negotiation at Freshly-Minted Neville Chamberlain School of Appeasement

by Fenway Donegan and Donald Donegan Jr.
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

Writing that the new program would help ensure “peace in our time,” President Shafik Armstrong Shipman touted the new announcement as a fresh direction for Columbia. Citing recent pressure from the Trump…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Claire Shipman/On Campus/Science and Technology

Slither.io Makes Statement on Columbia University Administration

by Dani Rivera
May 5, 2025May 3, 2025

After weeks of PR chaos, Slither.io has finally come forward regarding the resurgence of some controversial tweets made by Columbia University’s Acting President, Claire Shipman.  In these Tweets (the Fed refuses to…

Articles/Claire Shipman/On Campus

Shipman Presidency a Groundbreaking Step Forward for Trustee Representation

by Beau Gantz
March 29, 2025April 24, 2025

The role of acting president is the highest acting position at Columbia and an essential part of our university ecosystem. But for too long it’s been reserved for only the most privileged…

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