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Articles/Breaking News/World

BREAKING: Single Hamster Wheel that Powers Amazon Web Services Just Derailed

by Inica Kotasthane
October 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Earlier today, students were pleasantly surprised to learn that their Canvas apps were no longer working, making it impossible for them to access their assignments, or even to know if class was…

Articles/Breaking News/Food and Drink

Columbia and Barnard Dining Announce “Round Up for Columbia” Program

by Simon Leton
October 14, 2025October 14, 2025

On October 15, 2025, Columbia and Barnard Dining announced a new program that will encourage students to support the University by rounding up to the nearest dollar on any on-campus purchases made…

Articles/Breaking News/On Campus

Columbia Announces Gate Extensions

by Ava Lyon-Sereno
September 29, 2025September 14, 2025

In a new press release, Columbia officials have announced they are extending campus gates. “As the fall semester approaches, we want to restate our commitment to ensuring safety for all members of…

Articles/Breaking News/On Campus

Columbia University Unveils Penetrating Vision for Low Memorial Library Expansion

by Eric Shin
September 29, 2025September 27, 2025

Columbia University is proud to unveil plans for a dramatic expansion of its most iconic structure: Low Memorial Library. With this enlargement, Low will no longer merely stand for scholarship; it will…

Articles/Breaking News/On Campus

Columbia Mail Informs Students Packages Over 2lbs Will Be Dumped Into the Hudson

by Sydney Kelble
September 29, 2025September 27, 2025

Students are in outrage upon discovering that, after the failure of its email system and subsequent mail backup, Columbia’s Mail Room decided that any package weighing over 2lbs will be redirected straight…

Articles/Breaking News/On Campus

“6 – 7”: Alma Mater Seemingly Predicts Columbia’s 2026 US News Ranking Like Some Bizarre Bronze Groundhog

by Anand Shukla-Parekh
September 29, 2025September 27, 2025

With less than 2 weeks until US News releases their list of best colleges for 2026, Columbia students have been spotted compulsively reloading r/ApplyingToCollege and arguing on the phone with relatives about…

Articles/Breaking News/On Campus

Admissions Report Reveals Columbia Still Admitting Freshmen Into Class of 2029

by Oliver Green
September 4, 2025September 27, 2025

Following up on their announcement that the Class of 2029 is the largest enrolled class in Columbia history, Columbia Admissions released a new report today revealing the university is actually still in…

Articles/Breaking News/Science and Technology

Flash: You’ve Been Hacked, Harry: Columbia Sends Out Letters via Owl to Let Students Know That Their Data Was Stolen During the Breach

by Reza Shayesteh
August 12, 2025September 27, 2025

Columbia University, fresh off of a hacking incident, has been robbed of a significant portion of its data across the university. Among the victims of this data breach are Columbia students. Columbia,…

Articles/Breaking News/Claire Shipman/On Campus

Columbia Announces Class of 2025 as Last Graduating Class Ever

by Inica Kotasthane
June 30, 2025July 2, 2025

Given the recent announcement by the US Department of Education that Columbia University no longer meets accreditation standards, President Shafik Armstrong Shipman (or whoever we’re on now) has confirmed that the recently…

Articles/Barnard/Breaking News

CC Student Follows Barnard on LinkedIn, Deemed Women’s College-Wide Hero

by Kimberly Wing
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

After nosy profile viewer and political science major Chad Major-Ally (CC ’27) followed Barnard College on LinkedIn.com, he received a hero’s welcome as he stepped through the gates of the women’s college…

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