Final (and most important!) step: Never talk to them again and avoid eye contact in the elevator. Thankfully, your mom would love to do lunch!…
Me want banana! So me papoy bo-ka la banana from John Jay. “Tulaliloo ti amo!” papoy me say to le worker at John Jay. Mais po-ka? La banana was green? Blumock! Nononono,…
u/millie_muncher666 • 9 days ago I (19F) go to the Orwell Ivy, and my roommate (18F) is straight from hell. It all started when we were DMing on Instagram. She’s from Brooklyn…
It’s no secret that national security advisor Mike Waltz is in trouble for adding Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg to a private signal group discussing classified military information, including bombing plans in Yemen.…
Dear Fed, All my friends are going to Punta Cana for Spring Break this year, and I’m supposed to go with them, but I’m starting to feel weird about it. We were…
We’ve all gone through it: you pull up to campus all excited to see your friends—or at least, you were excited until you showed up at your dorm only to be greeted…
He did it so you won’t think to! Fed staff found a man who has become single by February 15th every single year for the past 6 years. We asked him the…
By Cupid 1. CPS: Counseling and Psychological Services to some, Couple’s Preferred Spot to others. Between the cellists and the candles, you’ll surely find love in these offices. 2. Study rooms with glass…
Last year, when I got my spring semester grades back, I received an A- in Calculus. “Well, an A is an A, so a win is a win,” I thought. My parents…
