Columbia's Only Newspaper With an "A" Energy Efficiency Rating

  • Latest Issue
  • Join The Cult
  • About
    • About
    • Masthead
    • Contact Us
  • On Campus
  • Politics
  • Opinion
  • Arts and Culture
  • Food and Drink
  • Advice

Advice - Page 3

Advice/On Campus

Help: I Found Out Someone in My Housing Group Is a Brony and It’s Too Late

by Emily Olson
April 1, 2022October 11, 2022

Everything seemed fine at first. We made our group chat, and my phone suggested that I update her contact picture to her pre-selected image of Twilight Sparkle. I ignored it, and we…

Advice/Featured

Where Should You Take Your Valentine’s Date?

by Benjamin Scherzer and Sylvi Stein
February 13, 2022October 11, 2022

If you, like us, are prone to procrastination and indecision, it might be hard to find a spot to take your date. Luckily, we Fed writers, with an extensive familiarity with all…

Advice/On Campus/Opinion

“It was all about networking,” 10 Tips from an Incoming Banker With Two Parents at Goldman

by Anonymous
December 27, 2021October 11, 2022

As Columbia students approach the revered campuswide tradition of investment banking recruitment season, one recent grad we interviewed had some helpful advice to share with our reporters. Our interview was originally scheduled…

Advice/New York City

10 Ways To Feel the Honda Day Spirit Without a Car in the City

by Izzy Szyfer and Emily Olson
December 24, 2021September 14, 2022

Bring Christmas lights on the train and decorate your own car. Treat the subway like your own personal vehicle; they’re called subway cars for a reason. Decorate your dorm to look like…

Advice/World

The Federalist’s Guide to Surviving No-Nut November

by Matilda Darragh-Ford, Lauren Unterberger and Mollie Schmidtberger
December 1, 2021September 14, 2022

Cut your dick off CUT YOUR DICK OFF CUT YOUR DICK OFF CUT YOUR DICK OFF CUT YOUR DICK OFF Go to church Thanksgiving Issue, November 2021…

Advice/On Campus

5 Creative Ways to Respond to Your Family Members at Thanksgiving When They Ask “How’s College Going?”

by Sophie Simons, Dani Rivera and Eliza Heath
November 25, 2021September 14, 2022

“I’m the co-president of X club!” Just replace X with the name of any former president and talk about how you initiate campus-wide discussions on hot-button issues. Make it sound super impressive…

Advice/Style

List of Couples Costumes You Can Do By Yourself

by Matilda Darragh-Ford, Lauren Unterberger and Mollie Schmidtberger
October 31, 2021September 14, 2022

Fork and Spoon = Spork  Yellow and blue crayon = green crayon  Cord and socket = dongle Two halves of an Avocado = whole Avocado  Salt and pepper = Everything-but-the-Bagel seasoning  Bride…

Advice/On Campus

The Fed’s Guide to Burnishing Your Summer Resume

by Anonymous
September 3, 2021September 14, 2022

HotVax summer is upon us. Masks are off, fake IDs are out, and more than a few Columbia students have found themselves skipping summer classes and shirking internship work to savor the…

Advice/World

10 COVID-Safe States to Travel to During Spring Break

by Emily Olson
March 3, 2021September 14, 2022

5. Gaseous state…

Advice/World

How to Get People to Take Your Quarantine Complaints Seriously: A Guide for Trust Fund Babies

by Megan Meyerson and Caroline Taylor
November 22, 2020September 14, 2022

5. Lament to the Nobu delivery person about how much you miss the ambience…

Previous 1 2 3 4 Next

© 2022 – all rights reserved.

  • Home
  • About
  • Masthead

Get In Touch

  • Contact Us
  • Join The Cult
  • Home
  • About
  • Join The Cult
  • Masthead
  • Contact Us
  • Read
    • Latest Issue
    • On Campus
    • Politics
    • Opinion
    • Arts and Culture
    • Food and Drink
    • Advice
  • Play
    • The Crossword