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Advice/Politics

How to Deface Your Neighborhood Trump Posters

by Anonymous
November 11, 2020September 14, 2022

Disclaimer: The Federalist is in no way promoting trespassing or the defacement of posters advertising an absolutely awful president. We are merely showing our readers (who will do this with or without…

Advice/On Campus

LEAKED: Ideas for Living Arrangements from Secret Group “Columbia Living in Luxury, Fall 2020”

by Anjali Ramakrishnan
September 27, 2020September 14, 2022

#1: Buy a penthouse on the Upper East Side. It can foster community and you won't be confined to a small apartment. It worked for iconic Columbia students Serena van der Woodsen…

Advice/On Campus

How to Impress Your Professors Over Zoom

by The Feditorial Board
September 11, 2020September 14, 2022

4. Biting your lip continuously for three minutes straight. The science is there folks: biting your lip for extended periods of time actually restricts blood flow to your lips and sends it…

Advice/Featured

How to Find a Mate During the Pandemic

by Amelia Fay and Gustie Owens
August 10, 2020September 14, 2022

Even though we’re in the midst of a pandemic, there’s still so much pressure to meet someone you like, build a symbiotic relationship, and produce 100 zygotes by the age of 27.…

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