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Advice/Science and Technology

Help!  I Tried to Plan my College Spring Break and a Man Lives in my Computer Now

by Zoe SIlverman
March 5, 2024March 5, 2024

College spring break: a quintessential experience one must endure in their late teenage years. As I was up late researching all-inclusive resorts in tropical locations for under 50 dollars, I came to…

Breaking News/Food and Drink

Uniformed Men in Pink, Green, and White Destroy Cafe East Frozen Yogurt Machines

by Zoe SIlverman, Bayan Shimizu and Dani Winkler
February 11, 2024February 11, 2024

Last Sunday at 11:59 pm, Cafe East employee Earl Yearling returned from his smoke break to check on his latest batch of boba when he spotted two men deconstructing the on-campus café’s…

Breaking News/Food and Drink

Guy Who ‘Knows a Spot’ Takes You to Joe Coffee

by Zoe SIlverman
January 18, 2024January 18, 2024

On a crisp Monday afternoon, as the falling leaves scattered across Low Steps, I ran into a boy. Tastefully dressed in SigEp merchandise, a long trench coat layered over his specially printed…

Breaking News/On Campus

“Actually, We Reserved This Room,” Say Seventeen Students Simultaneously

by Bayan Shimizu and Zoe SIlverman
November 3, 2023September 27, 2025

According to sources at Uris Library, seventeen different students were seen entering a private study room to claim it as their own. Reportedly, each student made a claim that they reserved it…

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