‘Twas the night before my midterm, when all through the floor The athletes were stirring, those terrible whores. Their mouths pierced the restful reading room with flair, In hopes that one and…
You would think that moving 8000 miles away from home would give me freedom and independence. But alas, the evil creators of Life360 had other plans for my future. Life360 is too…
Dear Class of 2029, Congratulations on Your Admittance to the Most Brutalized Ivy League Student Body! While we looked at almost one hundred applications from all over the world [i.e, from one…
Recently, there has been an uptick of students who try so, so hard to be nonchalant in their everyday lives on campus. Examples of this nonchalant behaviour include avoiding eye contact with…
I (21M) was posted on C/Dating and Relationships on SideChat by my girlfriend (20F) and now I’m getting a ton of hate. Basically, we got into it again outside of her 10:10…
He did it so you won’t think to! Fed staff found a man who has become single by February 15th every single year for the past 6 years. We asked him the…
