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Admin Responds to Student Complaints About the Housing Process: “Who Asked?”

by Molly Bynum
April 9, 2023March 31, 2023

Columbia students know the struggle of securing on-campus housing all too well. The process rips apart friendships, disrupts peaceful nights’ sleep, and causes stress sweats from Carlton Arms to East Campus. While…

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Columbia Announces New Protein-Focused Dining Hall, Chef Kyle’s

by Molly Bynum
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023

Lovers of Mike and Don, rejoice! A new chef is joining Columbia Dining’s coveted rank of “I have my own dining hall that makes one specific type of food exclusively and does…

Breaking News/On Campus

Hillary Clinton Tapped to Teach Design Course Called ‘Pantsuit Slaying’

by Molly Bynum
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023

Regardless of opinions surrounding the political standing and history of the former Secretary of State, everyone would agree that Hillary Clinton’s sense of style knows no ideological bounds.  That’s why Columbia’s newest…

On Campus

In Response to CPS Unavailability, Lucy from Charlie Brown Opens Psychiatric Help Stand in Quad

by Molly Bynum
November 22, 2022November 22, 2022

Great news for the hordes of students who have been outsourced to a third party therapist by Columbia Psychological Services: a cartoon character is here to offer better resources than your $80k/year…

On Campus/Science and Technology

Duo Upgrades to Trio, Will Require Blood Sacrifice for Authentication

by Molly Bynum
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022

In a move that once again proves how much student feedback matters to University administration, Duo, the infamous authentication app, has been modified into Trio. Now, instead of Duo’s two factor-authentication, Trio…

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