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Articles/Barnard/Laura Rosenbury/On Campus

Barnard’s New Ethics Reporting Hotline Receives Flood of Reports About President Rosenbury

by Inica Kotasthane and Ava Lyon-Sereno
April 18, 2025April 18, 2025

Do you like being an annoying little jerk à la Home Alone (1990)? Were you the kid that reminded the teacher about homework at the end of class? Well if you’re also…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus/Sports

Student-Athletes Riot in Response to Ferris Egg Shortage

by Ava Lyon-Sereno and Inica Kotasthane
April 11, 2025October 19, 2025

Columbia Dining recently announced that, due to Trump’s newly enacted eggonomic policies, each student would be limited to two eggs per day. Egg consumption will be tracked via CUID and cross-referenced by…

Articles/On Campus/Politics

Columbia Health and Well-Being Offices Unveil New Programming in Response to Student Concerns

by Inica Kotasthane
April 7, 2025April 24, 2025

With the increasing pressures being put on Columbia University by the Trump administration in the form of heightened surveillance and targeting of students, academic programs, and funding, many community members have reported…

Articles/Barnard/Food and Drink/On Campus

Hewitt Dining Hall Goes Barnard Only

by Inica Kotasthane
April 1, 2025April 1, 2025

In a recent April newsletter, Barnard Dining announced that only Barnard students will be allowed to dine at Hewitt Dining Hall. Beginning Monday, April 14th, students enrolled in CC, SEAS, and GS…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Barnard

Abby Lee Miller Joins Barnard Dance Department Faculty

by Inica Kotasthane and Kimberly Wing
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

Barnard College’s renowned Dance department recently announced that industry legend and former Dance Moms star Abby Lee Miller will be joining the faculty as an adjunct lecturer. For the Fall 2025 semester,…

Articles/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus/Politics

Katrina Lives Up to Her Namesake, Destroying Literally Everything

by Inica Kotasthane
March 22, 2025March 22, 2025

For those of you now tuning in, a Category 5 hurricane has leveled Columbia University.…

Articles/Sports

I Don’t Know What a Parlay Is But I Just Put a Lot of Money on the CUWBB Team

by Inica Kotasthane
March 20, 2025March 20, 2025

Now, I’m reasonable with money. I’ve never placed a bet in my life. I’m a lady, for god’s sake. I’m a financially mature person. If someone offered me a dollar, I’d take…

Articles/Breaking News

Student Excited to Announce That They Are #OpenToDate

by Inica Kotasthane
February 20, 2025February 20, 2025

Hi everyone! I wanted to share an important update with my network regarding my personal life. I am now #OpenToDate! This comes after months of listening to ‘attracting, not chasing’ subliminals, writing…

Articles/Barnard/On Campus

Star-Crossed Lovers? This Barnard Student Forgot to Pre-Register Her Lover 24 Hours in Advance

by Inica Kotasthane
February 14, 2025February 14, 2025

A pair of star-crossed lovers take their chances at a hotel downtown. After nearly a month of long-distance, Wanda F. Uck was excited to spend a steamy weekend with her partner, Al…

Articles/Business/World

Rainforest Cafe Rebrands as Drought and Deforestation Cafe in Response to Election Results

by Inica Kotasthane
February 4, 2025February 4, 2025

Ahead of President-re-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, businesses are making big changes to their environmental messaging, adapting to dire projections of climate change. Everyone’s favorite childhood restaurant, the Rainforest Cafe, has announced that…

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