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Help! I’m Stuck in a Time Loop Where the Columbia Administration Keeps Fucking Up in the Exact Same Way Every Time

“I think this is my fourth loop, maybe my fifth. You have to help me break out… I think things are getting worse. Every loop has an even more restricted campus, greater police presence, and a University President that acts even more like a literal movie villain. I don’t know what possibility is scarier: that I keep going to alternate realities or that all of this evil is happening in my original reality. 

Also, I know that you’ll forget this when the loop restarts and it won’t matter… but I love you. I’ve loved you this whole time. I hope I can tell you this one day and it’ll stick. Also, don’t study in Butler today. I can’t tell you why, but it’s not worth it. I’ll see you tomorrow, I guess.”