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Columbia Faces Backlash Over Seminar Debating Human Rights of Californians

by fedtator4ever2005
February 13, 2026February 28, 2026

Columbia’s School of International and Public Affairs has faced backlash for introducing a new seminar titled, “From Nick Cage to Kim Kardashian: Do Californians Deserve Human Rights?”  The course description described the…

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Uris Pool Converted to Indoor Skating Rink for the Winter

by fedtator4ever2005
December 8, 2025February 28, 2026

Columbia University Facilities and Operations has announced that Uris Pool will be temporarily converted into an indoor skating rink for the holiday season.  “Over the summer and throughout the semester, we kept…

Articles/Barnard/Breaking News/Business

Barnard College Officially Shuts Down, Campus Becomes a Spirit Halloween

by fedtator4ever2005
October 27, 2025February 28, 2026

Due to the shocking debt accumulated last fall, and the numerous controversies surrounding the institution, Barnard College announced that they have made the difficult decision to officially shut down all operations by…

Articles/Business/On Campus

Majority of Finance Clubs Possessed By Demonic Entities

by fedtator4ever2005
October 27, 2025February 28, 2026

A 13-year investigation at The Fed has finally concluded to confirm that a majority of finance clubs on campus secretly worship chthonic beings of old. Equipped with silver rings, holy water, and…

Articles/Arts and Culture/On Campus

CC Freshman At a Very Chinese Time in His Life

by fedtator4ever2005
October 27, 2025February 28, 2026

When Sean Cena (CC ‘29) learned about Columbia College’s four-semester foreign language requirement, he felt stuck. “I wanted to actually learn something,” Cena told The Fed. It was the end of the…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Opinion/Politics

Attention Bwog: NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST

by fedtator4ever2005
October 27, 2025February 28, 2026

To the Bwog Editorial Board, Please accept this correspondence as a formal notice to immediately cease and desist all requests for a sequel to “‘Pressed’ Up: A Fed x Spec Fanfiction.” Your…

Articles/Barnard/Business

Barnard College to Sell “Entry Swipes” Packages to Enter Campus

by fedtator4ever2005
September 22, 2025February 28, 2026

In an attempt to solve its crippling debt issue, Barnard College has implemented a meal plan-like system that automatically charges students on their BCID every time they scan into campus. For the…

Articles/Barnard/On Campus

Barnard Students Become Straight to Protest Administration

by fedtator4ever2005
August 24, 2025February 28, 2026

After millions of dollars in debt, mass layoffs, and unintentional involvement in Columbia’s data leak, Barnard students have finally had enough with President Rosenbury. Several students have begun protesting poor administrative decisions…

Articles/Business/On Campus

Incoming Freshman Suddenly an Expert in College Admissions Counseling

by fedtator4ever2005
July 30, 2025February 28, 2026

Hubert Brown (SEAS ’29) from Cupertino, CA, has ditched the three nonprofits he founded in high school to focus on his new college consulting company that helps high school students get admitted…

Articles/Barnard/Breaking News

CC Student Follows Barnard on LinkedIn, Deemed Women’s College-Wide Hero

by fedtator4ever2005
May 5, 2025February 28, 2026

After nosy profile viewer and political science major Chad Major-Ally (CC ’27) followed Barnard College on LinkedIn.com, he received a hero’s welcome as he stepped through the gates of the women’s college…

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