Do you find yourself alone in your freshman dorm on Friday nights? Do you wish you had that textbook group of friends to play hacky sack with on the lawns? If you…
In honor of the first anniversary of Barnard’s LeFreak Center, the wellness center will be offering new complimentary perks for students on the 145 Flex meal plan and above. Qualifying students can…
Dear Class of 2029, Congratulations on Your Admittance to the Most Brutalized Ivy League Student Body! While we looked at almost one hundred applications from all over the world [i.e, from one…
After facing backlash for allegedly producing graduates who “lack the ability to read,” Columbia University has decided to take learning in a new direction. Inspired by the practices of K-6 education across…
Zwhoop! What was that? Oh, just the new ziplines across campus that Columbia introduced in effort to reduce collisions between students looking down at their phones! “Look, we’ve tried everything, but at…
Salad in hand Walked by the fan Wind in my hair Then came a scare Lettuce leaves flew Carrot strips too Thrown across floor Salad no more …
