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Benjamin Scherzer

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More Like Morningside HIGH: Student Surprised to Learn that “Chamber Pot” is Not a Synonym For Hot Box

by Benjamin Scherzer, Isabella Villatora, Molly Durawa and Eliza Heath
April 3, 2022April 3, 2022

Dillon Bollinger (no relation) (we think), CC ’25, was in for a shitty surprise when he discovered that “chamber pot” was not, in fact, a synonym for his favorite way to get…

Advice/Featured

Where Should You Take Your Valentine’s Date?

by Benjamin Scherzer and Sylvi Stein
February 13, 2022October 11, 2022

If you, like us, are prone to procrastination and indecision, it might be hard to find a spot to take your date. Luckily, we Fed writers, with an extensive familiarity with all…

Arts and Culture

Exclusive: Auguste Rodin Reveals “The Thinker” Is Just Constipated

by Benjamin Scherzer
December 23, 2021December 26, 2021

In a recent interview with the Federalist’s art correspondent, Auguste Rodin reflected on the self-important over-sophistication that the art world has assigned to his work. “They make everything about the human condition,”…

On Campus

In Honor of Hanukkah, Here’s a List of Things That Last Longer Than They Should

by Ilan Cohen, Benjamin Scherzer and Nurasyl Shokeyev
November 30, 2021June 16, 2022

Friends from NSOP One ReopenCU daily attestation SSOL’s downtime during course registration  Your 8:40am lecture  Your student debt The bedsheets that you haven’t washed since your mom made your bed in August …

Pop Culture

Class of 2002 Disavows Jake Gyllenhaal

by Benjamin Scherzer
November 13, 2021November 13, 2021

David Russel, senior class president for the 2001-2002 school year, broke down in tears after hearing “All Too Well (10 Minute Version)(Taylor’s Version)(From The Fault)” and resolved to take action. “I couldn’t…

Pop Culture/PrezBo

Prezbo Dresses Up as Ellen for Halloween, No One Can Tell He’s in Costume

by Benjamin Scherzer and Katherine St. George
October 31, 2021November 15, 2021

On Monday, Columbia University President Lee C. Bollinger announced via an email his “dissatisfaction and disappointment” with students’ lack of reaction to his recent display of Halloween spirit. What was thought to…

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