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fall-issue-2022

Advice/On Campus

How to Weave Your Major Into Any Conversation: A List

by Max Monical
October 23, 2022October 18, 2022

wThe school year is just starting, and we’re all meeting new people. With these first impressions, it is vital that other people know EXACTLY what you’re studying. The Fed is back with…

On Campus

Carman Renamed ‘Charmin’ After 50,000 Toilet Paper Rolls Donated to Columbia

by Julian Gerber
October 18, 2022October 18, 2022

Carman Hall, the infamous “party” dorm for Columbia first-years, is seeing a major shake-up after the Charmin Ultra Soft family donated 50,000 toilet paper rolls to the university. Shayna Mikowski, a spokesperson…

Advice/On Campus/Science and Technology

ADVICE: My Friends Want Me to Get Discord, but I’m Worried It’ll Make Me Look Like a Gamer

by Molly Durawa
October 16, 2022October 18, 2022

Dear Federalist, When I first arrived at Columbia in August for NSOP, I was nervous about making friends. Not because I’m shy or weird or a loser or anything. I’m very cool…

Advice/Arts and Culture/Business/New York City/On Campus

“I’m Just Here for the Chanel Bag” — How Columbia Students Spent Their Summers

by Federalist Staff
October 11, 2022October 18, 2022

LOW STEPS — As the summer comes to a close, Columbia students return to campus with an abundance of professional experiences. We interviewed three students to find out more about what Columbia…

On Campus/Science and Technology

Lanternfly You Killed Actually Scientist Curing World Hunger

by Molly Durawa
October 6, 2022October 18, 2022

Remember that spotted lanternfly you squashed the other day? You were walking to class, and you saw it sitting on the ground, and you thought, “Why not?” And then it took off…

Advice/On Campus

Summer’s Over, Make Sure to Hit a Freshman With a Ball Before It’s Too Late

by Grace Weinswig
October 5, 2022October 18, 2022

As the new school year begins, it is important to cross everything off of your summer bucket list before the weight of your workload sets in. The sun is still out and…

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