With no copy/paste option at his disposal, Clinton worries he'll have to draw from his own experiences.…
He drives a hard bargain.…
"You can't honestly expected me to distinguish Chris Christie from any other blob of pink penisey meat."…
Eyewitnesses claim that Cameron also stopped by the kitchen to swipe several croissants "for the road."…
"I will not stop fighting until honeydew achieves equality in this country."…
A heartwarming tribute.…
The lucky hot dog will live out the rest of his shelf life in a refrigerator on a farm in rural Connecticut.…
The nineteenth century beckons as Europe marches boldly into the future.…
"I feel like Dad already has everything."…
"They are dangerous, foreign, radical killers."…
