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My Parents Came for Parents Weekend and Found Out I Make Reborn Baby Dolls

by Livy Molko
October 27, 2025October 24, 2025

The first hint was the stroller outside my dorm. But the chaos really began when my parents saw the crib next to my bed. “I’m nesting,” I explained to them, as they…

Articles/Business/Style

Bite-Sized Science: Assless Chaps Impractical This Season

by Anna Rosenbloom
October 27, 2025October 24, 2025

A study conducted by Columbia’s Economics department found that few students wear assless chaps to class, despite their comfort, style, and inexpensive price. The authors, who hoped to better understand sartorial trends…

Articles/Business/Health and Fitness/On Campus

Anxious Columbia Student Signs Sponsorship Deal with Lorazepam

by Matthias Pridgeon
October 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Anita Calmdown, a high achiever majoring in bio (on the pre-med track, of course) and political science (pre-law—as a back up) is paving a new career path for overworked, anxious students; in…

Articles/Business/On Campus/Politics

Young Venture Capitalists’ Society to Invest Club Funding in Youth Democratic Socialists of America Chapter

by Dani Winkler
September 29, 2025September 24, 2025

At the start of each school year, Columbia’s Activities Board Council (ABC) releases their allocations of university funding for recognized clubs on campus. On Wednesday, Columbia’s chapter of the Young Venture Capitalists’…

Articles/Business

Cutting the Red Tape: Columbia Touts Impressive 720:1 Administrator-to-Student Ratio

by Shawn Kathuria
September 29, 2025September 28, 2025

MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS, MANHATTAN: In a move being hailed as a triumph of efficiency, Columbia announced in a press release this morning that its Administrator-to-Student ratio has reached a historic 720:1. According to…

Articles/Barnard/Business/Food and Drink

Federal Trade Commission Sues Liz’s Place, Alleges Monopolistic Practices

by Inica Kotasthane
September 29, 2025September 15, 2025

In a recent campus-wide email, Barnard Dining notified the student body that Liz’s Place has been sued by the Federal Trade Commission for consumer protection violations, including anti-competitive behavior. The lawsuit describes…

Articles/Barnard/Business

Barnard College to Sell “Entry Swipes” Packages to Enter Campus

by fedtator4ever2005
September 22, 2025February 28, 2026

In an attempt to solve its crippling debt issue, Barnard College has implemented a meal plan-like system that automatically charges students on their BCID every time they scan into campus. For the…

Articles/Business/On Campus

Incoming Freshman Suddenly an Expert in College Admissions Counseling

by fedtator4ever2005
July 30, 2025February 28, 2026

Hubert Brown (SEAS ’29) from Cupertino, CA, has ditched the three nonprofits he founded in high school to focus on his new college consulting company that helps high school students get admitted…

Articles/Business/On Campus/Politics

Andrew Cuomo Announces New Role as Columbia University President

by Oliver Green and Inica Kotasthane
June 30, 2025July 2, 2025

Moments after conceding the New York City Primary Election to underdog Zohran Mamdani, Andrew Cuomo announced his new role as Columbia University President. This leadership change marks an end to three years…

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Fed-onomics- Recession Indicators on Columbia University’s Campus

by Reza Shayesteh
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

Remember the good old booming days when you could spring the $5.80 for the subway to and from Bushwick, the $15 cover, and two or three shots for your friends at the…

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