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Cutting the Red Tape: Columbia Touts Impressive 720:1 Administrator-to-Student Ratio

by Shawn Kathuria
September 29, 2025September 28, 2025

MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS, MANHATTAN: In a move being hailed as a triumph of efficiency, Columbia announced in a press release this morning that its Administrator-to-Student ratio has reached a historic 720:1. According to…

Articles/Barnard/Business

Barnard College to Sell “Entry Swipes” Packages to Enter Campus

by Kimberly Wing
September 22, 2025September 22, 2025

In an attempt to solve its crippling debt issue, Barnard College has implemented a meal plan-like system that automatically charges students on their BCID every time they scan into campus. For the…

Articles/Business/On Campus

Incoming Freshman Suddenly an Expert in College Admissions Counseling

by Kimberly Wing
July 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Hubert Brown (SEAS ’29) from Cupertino, CA, has ditched the three nonprofits he founded in high school to focus on his new college consulting company that helps high school students get admitted…

Articles/Business/On Campus/Politics

Andrew Cuomo Announces New Role as Columbia University President

by Oliver Green and Inica Kotasthane
June 30, 2025July 2, 2025

Moments after conceding the New York City Primary Election to underdog Zohran Mamdani, Andrew Cuomo announced his new role as Columbia University President. This leadership change marks an end to three years…

Articles/Business/Opinion

What I Would Do For an Internship:

by Valerie Yum and Sophia Brown
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

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Articles/Business/Food and Drink/New York City/On Campus/Politics/World

Fed-onomics- Recession Indicators on Columbia University’s Campus

by Reza Shayesteh
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

Remember the good old booming days when you could spring the $5.80 for the subway to and from Bushwick, the $15 cover, and two or three shots for your friends at the…

Articles/Business/On Campus/Politics/The Core

“The Art of the Deal” To Be Added to Contemporary Civilization Curriculum

by Ava Lyon-Sereno
March 24, 2025March 24, 2025

President Katrina Armstrong has declared that The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump will be added as required reading in all CC classes beginning next semester. “I know some community members…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Business

Columbia University Sells You to One Direction

by fedtator4ever2005
March 12, 2025October 19, 2025

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! At 8 AM, you wake up in your cramped Carman Hall dorm and pull your hair into a messy bun. You slip on an oversized hoodie, ripped jeans, and…

Articles/Business/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus/Science and Technology

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions: Armstrong Suggests Medical Students Start OnlyFans Accounts to Fund Research

by Federalist Staff
March 11, 2025March 22, 2025

After the announcement that the Trump administration would be cutting $400 million in funding to Columbia University last week, President Armstrong announced that she was “deeply committed to ensuring that we find…

Articles/Business/Politics/Science and Technology

Shocking! Due to Funding Cuts, All Columbia Majors Equally Unemployable

by Joshua Thorne
March 7, 2025March 28, 2025

A new study from Reuters finds, in a shocking reversal of conventional major wisdom, all undergraduate students from Columbia University are now equally unemployable.  In the wake of over $400 million in…

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