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Articles/Opinion/Science and Technology

My Password is Missing

by Zoe SIlverman
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

Like most Columbia students, this winter break, I returned home to the sunny land of Los Angeles and immediately entered a state of academic witness protection. My laptop and I did not…

Articles/Barnard/On Campus

Night at the Milstein

by Zoe SIlverman
December 8, 2025November 25, 2025

As a child, I interpreted the novel From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler as my Bible and studied the Night at the Museum movie as if they were my…

Articles/Arts and Culture/New York City

I LIVED IT: Secret Santa Gone Wild

by Zoe SIlverman and Federalist Staff
December 8, 2025December 5, 2025

I truly can’t wait for my suite’s traditional Secret Santa. My roommates and I do it all together every year: drinking hot cocoa, playing Mariah Carey on vinyl, and exchanging presents to…

Articles/Featured/New York City

Places I Have Fallen In New York

by Zoe SIlverman
October 27, 2025October 19, 2025

Halloween weekend means it’s time to start the seasonal bender all over again, and in honor of the many clubs, bars, and parties we’ll frequent in skimpy and scandalous costumes, here’s a…

Articles/New York City

I Lived It: I Got Rejected From 1020

by Zoe SIlverman
September 29, 2025September 14, 2025

I woke up last Wednesday morning and could feel the excitement in the air; it was the first senior night of the school year, my first senior night as a senior, and…

Advice/Articles/Style

Back 2 School Necessities

by Zoe SIlverman
September 29, 2025September 21, 2025

Happy Back 2 School Szn! For any freshies seeking advice or anyone who wants to elevate their campus steeze, stay locked in when you read this list. Amazon link is in my…

Advice/Articles/On Campus

10 Best Ways to Use a Study Room

by Zoe SIlverman
December 11, 2024December 11, 2024

Study rooms are essential to a college student’s academic life. How else can I get work done if I am not alone in a four-foot by four-foot cubicle? I like my studying…

Articles/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus/Pop Culture

Armstrong Look-Alike Competition Winner Decided

by Zoe SIlverman
December 9, 2024March 22, 2025

In response to the recent Timothée Chalamet look-alike contest in New York in October, a Harry Styles look-alike contest emerged in London, a Paul Mescal look-alike contest in Dublin, and a Jeremy…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Type of Candy Each Columbia School Gives Out

by Zoe SIlverman
October 28, 2024October 22, 2024

Barnard: Organic Sour Giggles. No artificial dyes or flavors, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan, and allergy-friendly. They are inclusive, environmentally friendly, and absolutely disgusting to most. Sneak all the packs of Giggles into that…

Featured/New York City/Style

WARNING: That NYU Man in Jorts Will NOT Save You!!!

by Zoe SIlverman
September 17, 2024September 17, 2024

As the school year kicks off, I must issue a warning to everyone attending Barnard/Columbia!! Whether you’re entering college or considering dabbling in a new dating pool, I have an urgent PSA:…

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