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Advice/Articles

Fed Contracts: How to Be Friends with Your Ex

by Sophia Brown and Valentina Jeon
December 8, 2025December 18, 2025

I _______________________ do hereby agree to be friends with __________________________.  In signing this document, each friend agrees: *This rule does not apply when either party is intoxicated. x ____________________________________________ Ex-Turned-Friend One x…

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What I Would Do For an Internship:

by Sophia Brown and Valentina Jeon
May 5, 2025December 18, 2025

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Advice/Articles/On Campus

What To Do the Night Before Your First Final but Your Zodiac Is Saying “You Can’t Force Yourself To Create When You’re Burnt Out”

by Valentina Jeon
December 15, 2024December 18, 2025

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Advice/Articles/On Campus

Awesome Ways to Cheat On Your Midterm This Fall

by Valentina Jeon
October 15, 2024December 18, 2025

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