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Articles/Breaking News

Student Excited to Announce That They Are #OpenToDate

by Inica Kotasthane
February 20, 2025February 20, 2025

Hi everyone! I wanted to share an important update with my network regarding my personal life. I am now #OpenToDate! This comes after months of listening to ‘attracting, not chasing’ subliminals, writing…

Articles/Barnard/On Campus

Star-Crossed Lovers? This Barnard Student Forgot to Pre-Register Her Lover 24 Hours in Advance

by Inica Kotasthane
February 14, 2025February 14, 2025

A pair of star-crossed lovers take their chances at a hotel downtown. After nearly a month of long-distance, Wanda F. Uck was excited to spend a steamy weekend with her partner, Al…

Articles/Business/World

Rainforest Cafe Rebrands as Drought and Deforestation Cafe in Response to Election Results

by Inica Kotasthane
February 4, 2025February 4, 2025

Ahead of President-re-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, businesses are making big changes to their environmental messaging, adapting to dire projections of climate change. Everyone’s favorite childhood restaurant, the Rainforest Cafe, has announced that…

Articles/Arts and Culture/On Campus

Beware! I Did Sorority Rush and They Hazed Me Into Solving the Major Ethical Dilemmas of the Century

by Inica Kotasthane
January 25, 2025January 25, 2025

I decided to rush this semester in pursuit of sisterhood, social validation, and the divine feminine. Upon entering Faculty House in my modestly slutty midi dress and nude heels, I expected to…

Articles/Barnard/On Campus/Politics/Style

What’s in My Bag ft. Barnard Campus Security

by Inica Kotasthane
December 9, 2024December 9, 2024

“Hey guys and welcome to my What’s in My Bag vlog as a student at Columbia University! Today I’m going to be—oh, you need to check my bag? For non-racial profiling reasons……

Articles/Breaking/On Campus

BREAKING: Single Hamster Wheel That Powers Columbia Registration Just Derailed

by Inica Kotasthane
November 19, 2024November 19, 2024

Like clockwork, Columbia’s class registration system has shut down as students try to select their classes for the Spring semester. An anonymous employee of the Registrar’s Office told The Federalist that the…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Politics

White House Stocks Up on Coloring Books and Crayons to Prepare for Trump’s Second Term

by Inica Kotasthane
November 11, 2024December 3, 2024

While White House staff has been dreading the return of President-elect Donald Trump, they acknowledge that they are better equipped to handle his needs this time around. In preparation for Trump’s second…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Students Beware! The Spirits of the Bottle Graveyard will Haunt You.

by Inica Kotasthane
October 28, 2024October 22, 2024

As Hallow’s Eve crawls closer, the bottles on your windowsill might unearth some nightmares. The bottles on your window serve as pleasant decor year-round, but when Halloween comes the evil spirits reawaken.…

Articles/Arts and Culture/On Campus/Pop Culture/Science and Technology

WKCR adds livestream of Subway Surfers onto website to maintain listenership

by Inica Kotasthane
October 20, 2024October 20, 2024

During the student-led protests and encampments last semester, WKCR was heralded for providing accurate, on-the-ground reporting of campus happenings for not only Columbia students but also the broader American public. On April…

Articles/Books/Pop Culture

REPORT: It Really is That Damn Phone

by Inica Kotasthane
October 3, 2024October 3, 2024

The Atlantic recently published an article titled “The Elite College Students Who Can’t Read Books,” discussing a trend of disinterest in class content by students at Columbia and other competitive schools. Their…

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