If your head line is curved… you’re a progressive person. Certainly more progressive than your roommate, who is about to get rejected by his long-term class crush and enter the manosphere. In…
After weeks of PR chaos, Slither.io has finally come forward regarding the resurgence of some controversial tweets made by Columbia University’s Acting President, Claire Shipman. In these Tweets (the Fed refuses to…
Following months of budget cuts and protests against a controversial college President, it was revealed that the College’s whopping $250 million dollars of debt was caused by none other than President Laura…
Dear Fed, All my friends are going to Punta Cana for Spring Break this year, and I’m supposed to go with them, but I’m starting to feel weird about it. We were…
Sure, one could say that the goal of polyamory isn’t to date as many people as you can….but at The Fed, we advocate for chaos and degeneracy. Have fun with your ‘cule! …
Sure, it’s like 25 degrees out, and sure, I’m wearing a micro skirt—-have you ever heard of fashion? Clearly you haven’t, because thermal tights under your high waisted jeans is sooooooo out…
The sensible answer to whether you should or should not use a dating app in your hometown is ….. NO. However, The Fed is realistic. We know our readers are bored and…
Kiss right here ________ and hold on to this issue of The Fed to AFFIRM this message. The universe has something in store for you. They are thinking about how to text…
Following a historic vote, Columbia University has decided that one of its beloved red-tail hawks will now be known as “Tuah.” The Columbia University Student Government held a vote amongst the student…
An increasing number of Bold, Beautiful, Bugs have been crawling on Barnard’s campus and residential halls, with Sidechat and your local suite group chat blowing up after each spotting. As always, the…
