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Articles/Barnard/New York City

80% of Barnard Transfers Didn’t Get On-Campus Housing — Here’s Where Some of Them Are Staying!

by Federalist Staff
September 30, 2024October 19, 2025

Despite promising a warm welcome for new transfer students to Barnard College’s tight-knit community, Residential Life & Housing rejected and waitlisted nearly all housing applications from transfers. By August, only 30 out…

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Gates of Heaven Now Open to CUID Holders Only

by Federalist Staff
September 29, 2024October 1, 2024

In a stunning revelation, a Columbia student who claims to have visited Heaven has reported that the pearly gates themselves now require a CUID. “So there’s this guy at the front, sitting…

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