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Articles/Claire Shipman/Politics

Claire Shipman Announces New Constitution Lighting Ceremony

by Beau Gantz
December 2, 2025December 2, 2025

After rows of College Walk trees were torn down last semester, the fate of Columbia’s annual tree-lighting ceremony has been uncertain. That is, until Interim President Shipman announced a new tradition to…

Advice/Articles

Other funny numbers we could do:

by Julia Ryan
December 1, 2025December 1, 2025

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Articles/Business/On Campus

University Proudly Announces Tuition Increase to Fund More Emails About Tuition Increases

by Vanessa Wilson
November 26, 2025November 26, 2025

In a bold display of transparency, Columbia University announced that next year’s tuition hike will go directly toward producing more high-quality emails informing students about said tuition hike. The announcement came in…

Advice/Articles/On Campus

A Letter to The Man in Butler with The Wack-Ass, Foul, Hateful, Ghastly Cough

by Federalist Staff
November 23, 2025November 23, 2025

Dear Mister,  I hope you are having a good study session…at the expense of everyone else in this god-forsaken library. YOU, my good sir, are evidently infectious. You are also clearly in…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Cut or Uncut: Chef Mike’s Offers Exciting New Options

by Federalist Staff
November 20, 2025November 20, 2025

We know you guys care a lot about what you put inside your body. That’s why the team at Chef Mike’s is proud to announce a new feature for ordering both through…

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