“Let’s just say I have a feeling we’ll be getting an awful lot of press,” spokesman Moshe Feinberg said with a wink.…
Republican National Committee Unveils Sexual Respect Education Program for Presidential Candidates
by Anonymous
"This definitely isn't targeted at a particular candidate," RNC Chairman Reince Priebus says.…
"We weren't sure if he was concealing a weapon or just a balloon animal. We couldn't take the risk."…
"Don't bother shopping for corrective lenses - they're ableist."…
No Republican has won the presidency without winning America's left nut.…
The operation eased his endorsement of Donald Trump.…
Classic pandering.…
You might be asking yourself, "How long do I have to touch a boob to be a feminist?"…
Would you take a handful?…
"It's rare to find a candidate so clearly qualified for the program."…
