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Oh Feebee Lay! Columbia Cuts Costs, Conducts Psych Studies on Sims

by Whitney Deng and Megan Meyerson
November 13, 2021November 11, 2021

“We understand the concerns surrounding the biological differences between Sims and humans, but we strongly believe the benefits outweigh the costs. Can a human exist for four hours as a ghost? No,…

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Who Will Replace Millie as Barnard’s Mascot?

by Whitney Deng and Megan Meyerson
February 7, 2021August 16, 2021

5. Bear GryllsPros: Very knowledgeable about surviving in uninhabitable environments, very applicable to NYCCons: Bold, but not beautiful…

World

Thanksgiving episode of Keeping Up with the Ivies

by Whitney Deng and Megan Meyerson
November 26, 2020August 21, 2021

Stanford stumbled in midway through the soup course, half naked and tanned. Setting down his surfboard, he winked at USC (who was staring openly at his abs). “Sorry,” Stanford said, “it’s super…

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